It’s a National Emergency and Dic is Essential! PERIODT.
It’s no secret that 2020 flipped life upside down and affected everyone in some capacity whether it be professionally, personally, mentally or sexually! Folk have become overly cautious, paranoid and even more observant than they probably have been before!
The one common theme I seen threaded through social media was jus how many people didn’t have in-house dic… or pxssy… whatever you prefer! I’ve seen countless of tweets, captions, memes and conversations of so many people complaining about their lack of sex and how it’s been bothering them! It does kind of make u wonder tho, were all these people just fxcking with someone who didn’t belong to them and the reason they’re lacking in that department is because their boo-thang is quarantined up with their actual boo-thang? Cause I meeeeean if y’all were a regular thing and live in the same city then how is it still not regular?
Could their sexual partners just be extremely worried about how contagious this corona-virus is and jus simply don’t want to risk it... or could they be like me? Now granted I don’t have in-house D *because I don’t live with a man that I’m fxcking* but I’ve def had D in my house. I’ve been extremely careful tho *not that I wasn’t before* and eventually scaled back my number of sexual partners. I also took the stance that during this pandemic “No New Dic”… ONLY dic I’ve had before… so that basically cut out all the apps and hookup sites I’m a part of!
LISTEN… I just felt it was in my best interest not to deal with anyone new because we don’t already have a rapport with one another, an unspoken word of “u take care of me and I take care of u”… People legit be out here reckless and I didn’t wanna chance catching “The Rona” because of someone else’s carelessness!
So outta all my niggas I made the decision to consistently fxck with one of them and it’s because of how he moved! He was just careful and I appreciated his awareness and being proactive in protecting himself and others. He literally wore masks and sometimes gloves, washed his hands as soon as he’d arrive etc. Hell he even got me some disinfectant spray and Clorox wipes… so y’all already know he was getting the buns! LoL
It’s like although social distancing was in play I felt safe with him! He basically became my Corona-Bae serving up that Quarantine D! Me and him have messed around for quite some time now, but never as frequent as we have been recently. I even got mad at the nigga because I didn’t see him one weekend so ignored his messages, then he eventually got mad at me because I made him feel like a piece of meat. He said “Oh so if im not coming over to fuck i guess you say fuck me” “Its cool say no more”… What he didn't understand was that I was suffering from ADD (Automatic Dick Deprivation) which happens when you immediately become snappy, irritable or cranky because of your lack of Vitamin D… an essential nutrient in sustaining life! LISTEN... I have a high sex drive so the fact that me and him skipped a week sent me into Angry Bird mode… like NIGGA, if I knew I wasn’t gonna see you every week then I wouldn’t have been ignoring my other niggas! Dead ass...
I know I know... every week can seem a bit OD to some of u, but the truth is I could have sex multiple times every week and be perfectly fine... hell it's even why I masturbate so much, to keep up with myself. We eventually squashed the petty and he made it his business to come see me! Of course the sex was bomb… cause it was like one of those makeup/breakup type situations… and not to mention on top of that he’s a Scorpio… about THE ONLY thing I like about that sign… THE ONLY! Lmfao!
Now I’m not sure how many people out there have been operating like me during this time, but I need for these streets to hurry and open tf back up cause I feel like I’m catching feelings… and I’m not myself when I’m hungry… a Bxtch needs a Snickers... so open up these MF streets so a Bxtch can go grab a Snickers! LoL
But nah I ain’t catching feelings, he aiight… He jumped from #3 on the roster to #1 after this tho! Hahahahaha
See this is the thing about this quarantine… if you’re not careful then u could end up worst than u started… especially as far as getting caught up in feelings and shxt! Everybody’s stuck and for a lack of better term, settling to some degree! People are dealing with what’s familiar and what’s familiar isn’t always what’s healthy! Although we’ve been getting to know people a lot more intimately, now isn’t the time to let your guards all the way down cause guaranteed after this is all said and done, most will resume their regularly scheduled programming. No real change will occur… what’s happened during quarantine is adaption, not a committed effort to change. People can’t do shxt cause the streets are closed… so people are working within the parameters of the situation! This ain’t the case for all but I’d bet money that it’s gonna be the case for most! The same issues people were having they’ll continue to have!
Quarantine will either rekindle a fire or extinguish a flame... Just use your better judgement, pay attention, move accordingly and Don't Get Got! See ya on the other side!
Comentários